The Gooood Ship Lollipop

Attention all disenfranchised liberals:

Would Alex Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbra Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and all other liberals who previously announced they would leave the country if George Bush was elected President, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Good Ship lollipop, which has been commissioned to take you to your new home.

The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended least four years.

Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore. Joe Lieberman will be your purser and Monica Lewinsky will be your recreation director. Your primary job, while self-exiled, will be to pound sand until such time as you realize the worthlessness of your bleeding-heart-liberal ways and gain a grasp on reality - which may be never for some of you.

If you have any questions about your final destination, please direct your comments to Hillary. She's staying behind and will be in charge of nursing whining liberals for the next four years.