Arkansas Medical Terms

Artery The study of painting
Bacteria Back door to cafeteria
Barium What undertakers do after the doctor's treatment fails
Bowel A letter like A E I O or U
Caesarean Section A district like Rome
Cauterise Made eye contact with her
Colic Sheep dog
Coma Punctuation Mark
Congenital Friendly
D & C Where Washington is
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Genital Not Jewish
G I Series Soldier ball game
Grippe Suitcase
Hangnail Coat hook
High Colonic Jewish religious holiday
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
Medical staff A doctor's cane
Morbid High offer
Nitrate Cheaper than day rate
Node Well aware of
Outpatient Person who has fainted
Pap Smear Fatherhood test
Pelvis Cousin of Elvis
Post Operative Letter carrier
Prostate Flat on your back
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
Rectum Damn near killed him
Rheumatic Amorous
Secretion Hiding something
Seizure Roman emperor
Terminal illness Getting sick at the airport
Tibia Country in North Africa
Tumour More than one more
Urine Opposite to "your out"
Varicose Nearby
Vein Conceited