Non Politically Correct
Rules for NCS
The following are rules for the NCS to live by. They ARE NOT
very polite but they are correct. These are for people that can look
at the rules and the profanity and understand why it was written
this way.
IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY PROFANITY,
READ NO FURTHER!
- You are not NCS to give opinions!
Nobody gives a shit
what NCS "thinks" so shut up and keep it to yourself.
- Nobody's impressed that you know everybody's call, name and
location so keep that to yourself.
- They're check-ins for Christ's sake, you don't need to thank them
profusely, or are you just amazed that anyone would
be dumb enough to check into a net that you run?
- If somebody checks in in the wrong suffix group, ignore them.
If they persist in their effort to check into the wrong group, NOTE it,
"XYZ isn't between ALPHA and HOTEL" implied {asshole}
- You don't need to expound on every check-in or comment made. In
fact most people think your mundane ramblings are assinine.
Acknowledge check-ins by callsign and MOVE ON!
- If running a terse (a.k.a. precise, efficient) net causes you
severe stress, get the hell out of NCS. (See mundane ramblings above)
- If you've got dyslexia and can't copy callsigns for shit -- don't
do NCS. Practice the copy of callsigns when you are NOT the NCS
and only AFTER you learn how, think about learning the rest of what
you will need to know to be NCS.
- If you have to have a roster to be able to handle checkins, why
the hell do you think you are capable of being an NCS?
- If the TV or your kids are too much of a distraction for you to
run a descent net, go pay attention to your kids. They are worth it.
If the TV is more important to you then the net, WHAT THE HELL are
you doing as NCS?!
- If you really screw up and acknowledge someone that is not there,
AND someone else has to correct you, get the hell out of NCS!
(see "meaningful work" below)
- When you call for check-ins, give them time to check-in! If you
are back on the microphone button in less then two seconds after
ANYTHING happens, get the hell out of NCS! In fact, if you can not
wait AT LEAST five seconds after an announcement or after you call
for a category of check-ins, tell your EC you need meaningful
work that you can handle. Such as cleaning up scraps of
paper after the net. implied {asshole}
- If every time you're doing NCS you're having a bad coffee day,
maybe you shouldn't do NCS untill you stop having bad coffee days.
- If your pencil just won't do what your brain is telling it to,
maybe you shouldn't do NCS until it does, or you learn to think!
- Listen to the call region! Just because you live in seventh or
tenth region it doesn't mean all of your check-ins will be from
your call region! If you can't tell the difference between a
seven and a zero or a five, DON'T DO NCS!
- Don't apologize profusely for constantly screwing things up,
learn to NOT screw things up.
Then think about learning all of
the other things you will need to know to be NCS.
- If somebody screws up ITU phonetics, don't repeat it back THE WAY
THEY DID -- make a point of it by repeating it back
using the correct ITU phonetics (it makes them wonder what you're
up to)
i.e., Kilowatt Zero Loose Dentures
NCS: Roger W5VSI, K4ARM,
KILO ZERO LIMA DELTA, W0IPL, K0HBZ . . .
It doesn't take them long to take the hint!
- If somebody breaks directed net protocol, correct them on it
nicely, but firmly
i.e.,
"Please wait to be acknowledged by NCS before going direct with another station." [UNKEY] implied {asshole}
or
"I'll be asking for late check-ins at the appropriate time."
[UNKEY] implied {asshole}