How "stuff" happens
Today's reading is from the Book of Corporate ........
Section 1, Chapter 1, Verses 1-15
- In the beginning was the Plan.
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And then came the Assumptions.
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And the Assumptions were without form.
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And the Plan was without Substance.
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And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
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And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of
shit and it stinks."
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And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It
is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell."
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And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying, "It is a
container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that
none may abide it."
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And the Managers went unto their directors, saying, "It is a
vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
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And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
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And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth and it is very powerful."
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And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of
the company with very powerful effects."
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And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good.
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And the Plan became Policy.
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And this is how shit happens.
Subtitled "How politically correct speach helps us - NOT!"